Doug Coupland

“In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.”
-Doug Coupland

“If you don’t change, then what’s the point of anything happening to you?”
-Doug Coupland

“Christmas makes everything twice as sad.”
-Doug Coupland

“The future and eternity are two entirely different things.”
-Doug Coupland

“I think that in the future, clocks won’t say three o’clock anymore. They’ll just get right to the point and rename three o’clock ‘Pepsi.'”
-Doug Coupland